The Shame
Board.
These people have no shame. We respect that.
Most Shameless
These people feel nothing.
“Bhai mere WiFi ne dhokhha diya, download ho raha tha kuch important. Corporate emergency thi.”
by @chaos_enjoyer
“Aaj mera villain arc start hua. Main apni personal growth prioritise kar raha hoon abhi.”
by @villain_arc_999
“Gym jaane se pehle mujhe deeply reflect karna tha apne long term fitness goals pe. Mental health first.”
by @anon_destroyer
“Mummy ne bola ghar pe kuch ceremony hai, aur main refuse nahi kar sakta — you know how it is.”
by @excuser_pro
Most Believable
Clean getaway artists.
“Doctor ne kaha rest karo, main risk nahi le sakta apni health ke saath — especially with this weather.”
by @clean_exit_bro
“Light chali gayi thi aur laptop dead tha. Seriously yaar, I was literally sitting in the dark.”
by @smooth_liar_07
“Mummy ki tabiyat thodi theek nahi thi, ghar pe rehna pada. Family first, always.”
by @masterclass_exc
“Train late thi by 2 hours — IRCTC ka message hai mere paas if you want proof.”
by @clean_getaway
Most Toxic
Gaslight, gatekeep, ghosting.
“Agar tujhe meri zaroorat hai toh mujhe time kyun de raha hai? Boundaries bhai, boundaries.”
by @red_flag_energy
“Hum log officially kuch nahi hain na? Toh technically main committed nahi tha kuch bhi ke liye.”
by @situationship_pro
“Maine apna best diya but team ne mujhe support nahi kiya. Growth environment nahi hai yahan.”
by @quiet_quitter
“Tune toh kaha tha flexible rehna — main bas wohi kar raha hoon jo tune suggest kiya tha.”
by @gaslight_god
Got Blocked
Bridge fully combusted.
“Yaar mujhe genuinely lagta hai time just a social construct hai and I refuse to be constrained by it.”
by @[deleted]
“Sorry nahi bol sakta kyunki mainne kuch galat nahi kiya. You're projecting tbh.”
by @iykyk_lol
“Mera phone off tha. Kyun? Personal reasons. Nahi bataunga.”
by @404_empathy
“Teri expectations bahut high hain bhai, I think we need to reset the dynamic here.”
by @final_boss
nanobahana.com — no bridges were harmed in the making of this board. (some were)