👑 Sabse Bade Bahanabaaz
Jinke bahane log aaj bhi yaad karte hain
“Yaar honestly I need to cancel aaj, I'm in such a weird headspace right now and I don't want to bring that energy around you. You deserve better than half-present me. Rain check?”
“Yaar honestly I've been feeling really weird about us lately and I need tonight to just sit with my thoughts alone. I really like you but I think we both know something's off. Let's talk when I'm clearer?”
“Hey I know this is super last minute but I woke up today feeling completely off-center, like my energy is just scattered everywhere and I need tonight to just sit with myself and recalibrate. I don't want to bring this heaviness into our space. Can we raincheck?”
“Yaar I was really looking forward to this but something feels off aaj, not with you just internally. I need to sort my head out pehle, you know how I get. Rain check? Miss you tho”
“Mummy sorry aaj nahi aa paunga, Sharma aunty ne abhi call karke bola unke ghar koi aaya hai suddenly aur unhone help maangi hai, main refuse nahi kar saka. Aapko pata hai na kitna help kiya tha unhone jab papa hospital mein the.”
“Sir, due to an unfortunate pre-workout supplement reaction, my bandwidth has been severely compromised this morning. Currently realigning my digestive synergies. Will join with full capacity in 20 minutes, going forward.”
“Yaar honestly, Q4 end tak bandwidth itna fucked hai ki family function pe jaana strategically bad decision lag raha. Need to de-risk current sprint warna appraisal me gadbad hogi. Can we async connect instead?”
“Hey, need to pivot today's gym session — bandwidth got completely eaten by a Q4 fire drill that just dropped. Let me circle back tomorrow to align on a better slot? Would hate to de-risk this async.”
“Mumma I'm so sorry but aaj main thoda overwhelmed feel kar rahi hoon mentally, mujhe lagta hai agar aaungi toh sab pe burden ban jaungi instead of helping. You deserve everyone's best energy na, not my half-present version. Love you.”
“Gym nahi aa raha aaj. Kuch zyada important ho gaya hai ghar pe, handle karna padega.”
⚡ Abhi Wala Garam
Abhi nikla, still warm
“Hey, I need to be honest with you. Aaj mujhe lagta hai ki I'm not in the right headspace to show up fully. Mere andar kuch settle nahi ho raha, like trying to pour from an empty cup. I hope you understand, this season feels heavy.”
“Gym nahi aa raha aaj. Kuch zyada important ho gaya hai ghar pe, handle karna padega.”
“Mumma I'm so sorry but aaj main thoda overwhelmed feel kar rahi hoon mentally, mujhe lagta hai agar aaungi toh sab pe burden ban jaungi instead of helping. You deserve everyone's best energy na, not my half-present version. Love you.”
“Hey, need to pivot today's gym session — bandwidth got completely eaten by a Q4 fire drill that just dropped. Let me circle back tomorrow to align on a better slot? Would hate to de-risk this async.”
“Yaar honestly, Q4 end tak bandwidth itna fucked hai ki family function pe jaana strategically bad decision lag raha. Need to de-risk current sprint warna appraisal me gadbad hogi. Can we async connect instead?”
“Sir, due to an unfortunate pre-workout supplement reaction, my bandwidth has been severely compromised this morning. Currently realigning my digestive synergies. Will join with full capacity in 20 minutes, going forward.”
🟢 Safe Liars Ka Hall
Bahana bhi, izzat bhi — art form hai yeh
“Mummy sorry aaj nahi aa paunga, Sharma aunty ne abhi call karke bola unke ghar koi aaya hai suddenly aur unhone help maangi hai, main refuse nahi kar saka. Aapko pata hai na kitna help kiya tha unhone jab papa hospital mein the.”
“Gym nahi aa raha aaj. Kuch zyada important ho gaya hai ghar pe, handle karna padega.”
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